Good News For Youth (GNFY) published under the oversight of the Alkire Rd Church of Christ elders and posted by permission of the editor.
A friend was in front of me coming out of the church building one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always was to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The preacher said, "You need to join the army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I’m already in the army of the Lord, preacher."
The preacher asked, "Why do I only see you at Christmas and Easter?"
My friend looked around furtively and whispered back, "I’m in the secret service".
-– Bulletin Digest –-
-- January 2000 --
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